Guess what? If you move out of a house suddenly, because you don’t have rent, don’t leave notes around, or some bored person might post it online.

This was not written by said evil ex-roommate. This was written by his girlfriend, named “Bunny”, at least in the signature. The guy (name blurred out to protect the sue-able) moved in a while ago, with an incredibly plow-able (and UNGODLY YOUNG. Young enough for him to lie about) redhead girlfriend.

Well, of course she was damaged goods, I’m certain daddy dipped his pen in her company ink. Her antennae was twisted in half. Look at that handwriting. That is not the sophisticated penmanship of a sane adult female. I’m surprised it’s not in crayon.

She wrote this after one of no doubt many fights. Which were interrupted by good ole-fashioned mouth-muffled hair-pulling sweat-making hate-fucking.  Followed by no paying of rent. Not that we’re bitter!

After he skipped out, we found this note, a drug-scale, and a note from a previous fight, (I hope I can find it) which is even more disturbing. I bet she’s had 8 kids by now, who are all in a juvenile romper-room.

And him, the roomie? Hope you got raped for cab fare in a cold alley, idjit. Karma gets people who live their life a certain way.

Merry Holidaymas!