it's leaked like so much spilled bourbon.

Iron Man - Black Sabbath (duh)
2X4 - Metallica
Get Back (ode from Rhodey)- Ludacris
Iron Fist- Motörhead (alright!)
Call of Distress- Lovehammers
Lene Nystrom - Renault tune - It's Your Duty (Shake Your Booty) (Madame Masque striptease song)



Have A Drink On Me- ACDC
Call Me When You're Sober- Evanescence (for the kids)
There's a Tear in My Beer- Hank Williams Jr & Sr
Drink Your Whiskey Down- Reckless Kelly
Have A Drink On Me- Lonnie Donegan
Where Is The Whiskey?- Los Super Elegantes
Whiskey Kisser (Kittenz Remix)- Blitzen Trapper
Whiskey In The Jar (live in Amsterdam)- Tom Waits
Whiskey You're the Devil- Pogues
Warm Beer And Cold Women- Tom Waits
Whiskey River- Willie Nelson
Whiskey, If You Were A Woman- Highway 101
Good Booze & Bad Women.- Humble Pie
Beer, Drugs & Bitches- Viking Skull
Squirrel Nut Zippers - Hell

(I actually have this soundtrack on my ipod. A boy can dream.)

Got a new roomie. Her name's Cynthia. See Cynthia dance.

See Cynthia see. See Cynthia play.

From Drawn:

Aged Superfolk by Donald Soffritti

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(Anth note: There's a great BBW Old Wonder Woman that should be on the Fat Wonder Woman blog)

-Getting caught up on Lost Sn. 3, finally. Really enjoying it. I'm spacing them out more as it goes on, because after this, getting caught up on Sn.4 will be a pain.

-This coffee ain't doing it. 100% Columbian my arse.

-Please check out Cracked.com. The article on what comic characters would make terrible movies is pretty priceless.

-I have no idea what movie Zebraman is, but it's a fun soundtrack.

-Those friggin' birds outside are driving me insane.

-Read New Avengers Vol.6 (awesomes all around), and Ant-Man. Wow, Robert Kirkman loves him the flawed characters. They should've called it Douche Man. I did notice Hank Pym is being treated fairly well, in that "He's had enough," way. And I love Phil Hester's artwork, I remember first seeing it in Kevin Smith's Green Arrow.

-Nick Hogan/Bollea verdict came in. Nick is the son of role-model and pharmaceutical-enthusiast Hulk Hogan. He was charged with reckless driving under the influence. He got 8 months jail, 3 years probation (meaning no booze), and 5 year license suspension. Seems harsh, but when you consider his passenger is paralyzed, and will need care for the rest of his life, he's fairly fortunate.

The Iron Man drawring I done did, a few moths ago, got posted as all heck on Michael Cho's Iron Man art Blog. Tony Stark: Your Go-To Guy! Whoooo!

Thanks, Mike, whoever you are.

PS See the movie! Live the adventure!

I gotta see this. And Machine Girl.

The bartender to your soul (and plumber to your nether regions) Chip Zdarsky has graced your worthless lives with an Iron Man editorial. It's got a lot of great info on Ole Shellhead, and he has some EXTREMELY bad advice. Look grateful!

From yer pal Chip

HOLY POOP. I'm excited to see this Iron Man movie. So excited, I made a double page spread about Iron Man in today's National Post. Please check it out and spread the link around!
Yay Iron Man!

Go see it. Seriously. And stay past the credits.

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FROM THE OFFICES OF STARK ENTERPRISES c/o Tony Stark


Are you a serious, hardworking professional? Driven, nose to the grindstone, studious, clean? Enjoy working long hours, weekends, holidays and overtime? Well ,then, Stark Enterprises wants nothing to do with you!

The only thing we want you to work on is the hangover after all the company parties! Yes, the life of a Stark executive can be most rewarding when you're trying to explain to your life partner why all the girls with an "i" instead of a "y" at the end of their names keep appearing on your phone. Better stock up on scotch and condoms. Don't mix'em up! Ha-ha! Infidelity.

We believe at Stark that the only line you should never cross is a conga line, the best hair is the hair of the dog, and that grab-ass is an olympic sport.

Stark Enterprises: We'll drink to that!

I've been addicted to Loveline archives lately. Loveline is a call-in relationship, sex, medical advice show in the States. It used to be hosted by Adam Corolla, of the Man Show fame, and Dr.Drew, before Adam quit and was replaced by Stryker. That is to say, it used to be funny.

Anyways, I just listened to the 2003-10-13 one, where retired wrestler, Slim Jim spokesman, & Spider-Man nemesis ("Boooone-Saaaw is reeeeadyyy") Macho Man Randy Savage stopped by. He's mad as an otter, for certain. Challenging Hulk friggin' Hogan to a match, all to promote his rap album, and yes; It was AMAZING.

No mention of the infamous McMahon quandary. Although, he kept mentioning Vince, and I don't think Adam and Drew knew who he was talking about. The hosts were great though; they didn't just start screaming it's all fake, blah blah. They actually got into it, injuries and history and stuff. Which is cool, because the guy's been around forever.

Savage didn't seem to be totally out of touch, most of the time. I was expecting incoherent rambling (there was that, too). I like when he would just start telling jokes, having a good time with the callers, chilling out, talking about his fitness routine (no matter how much juice/coke/Draino this guy was obviously on, he's a gym rat, he's pretty knowledgeable), & telling locker room stories. Undertaker, Andre, all those guys. When he gets into huckster mode, hyping himself up, it's just...sad. Really, really sad. He sounds a bit nervous, trying too hard, at times. Like he's addicted to the spotlight and doesn't really know what to do, now that it's dimmed on him.

Here it is, in all it's Macho-glory. Plus, you haven't really lived until you've heard someone say, in that signature gravelly voice,"At least we're all having multiple orgasms."

From the Desk of Doctor Patreus Johnson MD,
practitioner in the medical field of medicine


I'm a fairly respectable doctor. Oh, I've made some mistakes here and there, but I've always followed the rules, the standards, the guidelines, and made the best decisions I could. People who have committed awful mistakes always try to make up for it by saying, "I'm not perfect." Well, I'm really not. I was faced with a terrible responsibility. I had to tell my colleague he had cancer.

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Just went to Apache Burger, or "ACHE Burger" (the "AP" was burned out). It feels like my innards are coated with wax. Oh. Breathing is a strange and painful experience. Must...lie down. Also, from the sounds of it, there is a bear loose in my tummy.

I wish that the place was based around Apache Chief, of the Super Friends. Like, everytime that someone ordered food, they said "Apache...cook!" And it would never get freakin' old.

Me and my Apache Burger-ridden stomach may not make it. Remember me well.

"What an artist the world is losing in me."
-Nero Claudius Caesar Augustus Germanicus

From David Brown, for tomrrow's SpeakEasy event :

"Hi everyone. I am still looking for a few kind soles to lend a hand at the door tomorrow night (Spring Craft Sho). If you could stop by and help us out for an hour I would really appreciate it.

Come on down, have a beer on me, and do some spring craft shopping. What could be better?

Please let me know if you can take a shift. (shifts are 8-9, 9-10, 10-11pm)


Thank you.

David Brown
SpeakEasy Founder

82 O'Hara Avenue
Toronto, Ontario
M6K 2R2

V: 416.533.1374
F: 416.533.1761
E: david@blttogo.com"

details : Thursday April 3rd, 8pm-Midnight , The Gladstone Hotel, 1214 Queen West, Second Floor Lobby + Studios Rooms

Once a year, Vince McMahon says "I can't believe people still buy this shit." Then he dives into a Scrooge McDuck-like pile of money 'n' hookers 'n' blow. It's WrestleMania XXIV!

Using my Catholic superpowers, these are my meager predictions of this entirely legitimate sporting event.

( Beneath Cut )

Chip Zdarsky posted yet another successful installment of his Extremely Bad Advice.

Check it out!



I followed a similar pattern to help me out of my prostitution gig, years ago. Ironically, the list of Pros and Cons I had was EXACTLY the same as the one above, in his hilarious column...

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"Oh, Vasily. Moscow is not the worry, nor the whole Soviet Navy.               
I know their tactics.                 
I have the advantage.
No.
The worry is the Americans. If we meet the right sort, this will work. We get some buckaroo..."

-Sean Connery, The Hunt for Red October (It was on cable the other night, can't get it out my head)

His chosen comrades thought at school
He must grow a famous man;
He thought the same and lived by rule,
All his twenties crammed with toil;
`What then?' sang Plato's ghost. `What then?'

( What Then?...  )

You should always have some personal work on hand to get you out of a tight deadline jam. It's like calling in the reserves!

Click the foul image to see some work I did for Kayak, on stands now.


On a side note, I finally got a real mouse. A Proper, non-Apple, 3-button, scroll-wheel optical mouse. I won't say it's like I died and went to Heaven, because it's like I never lived at all. What a difference. 

Also, the Mark Millar/Frank Quitely story in The Authority: Under New Mngmt, is one of the most entertaining comics I've enjoyed in some time.

In late 2006, I had the good fortune to see a pilot for a great show called Korgoth of Barbaria. An  animated fantasy-action-adventure-comedy, it's a mix of Conan, Thundarr, Venture Bros. and Metalocaplyse.

I watched it again lately, and it wasn't as good as I remembered, it's better.

It was supposed to have been picked up, and the first season should have been underway, by now. But nothing has happened, and looks like it never will, unless someone knows otherwise.  Below is the pilot, check out the glory that might have been. And yes sir, that is indeed Christopher Lee in the intro.